jimmyjamjimjohn:

rubywhiterabbit:

One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.

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18,544 notes May 23, 2013 via: mypatronusisapizza

522 notes 08:49 PM via: kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk

taemanliness:

zcatz:

zcatz:

Fun fact, I have a green foil star balloon that I was given at the zoo and it’s still fully inflated without ever being refilled.

Funner fact? I was two years old when I got it, making it a 16 year old balloon.

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I may be carrying a balloon that is older than a fair few of my followers right now.

how

24,166 notes 05:07 PM via: mypatronusisapizza

mew-squared:

  • In 2009, a man married a video game character
  • In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower
  • In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll
  • Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster
  • And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin

please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige

15,293 notes 04:55 PM via: brolinstolemyheart

gingercorn: aqono: prettyflyforaredspy: the-froosh: youre-notinthis-alone: accioandybiersack: reblogging for reference  Reblogging for future reference  Reblogging for future reference that is AMAZING Woah That “put it back in the first place you looked for it” is such a good idea. I’m going to start doing that, I think. Woah so THAT’S why they call it squeeky clean…
85,565 notes 04:54 PM via: brolinstolemyheart

285,141 notes 04:49 PM via: davidstrideswag

playbunny:

growing attached to people but not wanting to be that clingy friend

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9,947 notes 04:30 PM via: im-sorry-about-the-homestuck

older-aang: punkzebrass: owldee: from nicktoons’ facebook page i mean don’t freak out if it’s not what we hope but… *fingers crossed* eta: We’re thinking they are likely referring to not this weekend but next weekend - given that The Track Team said we’d get news in June and next Saturday is June 1st. our time is almost upon us
734 notes 04:27 PM via: memoriesmadeneverfade

slenclerman:

reasons to date me:
-i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes
-ive never killed a man (yet)
-i once got 95% on guitar hero
-you can play with my hair
-im cheaper than a puppy

59,546 notes 04:19 PM via: davidstrideswag

camilapinero: Reese’s Peanut Butter Chocolate Cake Please just make your way into my mouth.
4 notes 04:06 PM via: im-sorry-about-the-homestuck

lovelylittlehippos:

sir-pyllero:

hankler-fish:

blainestorm:

ckweek:

squidkneee:

phlynn:

summer bloggin

happened to fast

summer bloggin

had me a blast

I met a friend crazy for me

Met a blog, cute as can be

tumblr days, drifted away

but oohh-oh those tumblr nights

TELL ME MORE TELL ME MORE,

LIKE DID YOU GET AN ASK!?

tell me more tell me more

did you reblog that ass

*hip thrusts violently* Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh

90,698 notes 04:05 PM via: rokulou

1,953 notes 03:57 PM via: brolinstolemyheart

damonwells:

the xbox one looks like they had a really bad divide at board meetings deciding what it should look like, and couldn’t come to an agreement

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9,904 notes 03:56 PM via: rokulou

794 notes 03:55 PM via: derpklaus

the-fandoms-are-cool:

happiness-is-fandom:

rainbowsbutterfliesncannibalism:

irl-satan:

dyanitokala:

SEASON NINE YOU GONNA BE FINE

SEASON FINE.

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MORE LIKE SEASON 911

I VOTE SEASON 911

13,821 notes 03:54 PM via: hunterwhovianwizardsherlockian